I think I have an allergy
That long since has been ailing me!
But now I think I’ve pinned the food
That makes my abdomen protrude;
It’s clear I always feel the worst
Each time I eat my fourth dessert.
The second helping I’ll be fine,
But by the third I start to whine;
My stomach gets to feeling sick,
Akin to swallowing a brick!
And soon my body starts to swell:
My hips and cheeks and thighs as well!
This allergy is such a pest!
Just when I’m feeling at my best,
And on the brink of satisfaction,
I get this horrible reaction!
Sometimes I think I should abstain,
But then I think, “No pain, no gain!”
